《Ladies' Talk》

昨天，蓝女人在客厅小歇，小宝问： Mummy, 为什么姐姐吃饭这么慢？

妈妈：Ya, why huh? Jie?
大宝： I got a big trouble.

蓝女人立马坐直：What big problem you have?

小宝：friend bit you?
大宝：No.

小宝：teacher scolded you?
大宝：No.

妈妈：then?

大宝：my classmate Alicia keep want to occupy Rxxx (a boy's name)
妈妈：then?

大宝：already long time she like that.
妈妈：so how?
大宝：I don't know...

妈妈：Mei Mei, you got any idea how to solve Jie's problem?
小宝：hmm... Jie, you tell Alicia take turn la...
大宝：No... it won't work, she is very selfish. Her eyes keep stick with Rxxx even if they are not together.

小宝：hmm... Jie, your problem is just like my problem. Melissa also same, she always, always want sit with John. I don't like it too!

大宝：so how?
小宝：I don't know.

妈妈：Go friend with others. When Alicia get bored then she will go to other friends, then you can friend him back.

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今晚， 妈妈：Jie, why so slow again?

大宝：Alicia still occupying Rxxx
妈妈：Then you just friend with others.

大宝：Ya, I told Rxxx my plan already, we pretend not friend already...

还真不懂如何反应！这叫青出于蓝吗？